Soo, ‘I am a Celeb. . .’ started again. . .the cast is genuinely boring: there is a cleaning maniacal diva (Kim from the Kim and Aggie duo), an Italian chef, a singer from somewhere, a gay-couple designers, and some other ‘celebs’. And Jordan, a.k.a Katie Price, a.k.a Dwarf Princess of Nimphomania (if I kindly quote French and Saunders’ sketch). Apparently Katie said is about ‘closure’?! Of what?! Her life?! Is she going to drawn herself in the kangaroo faeces? Or maybe she’s on the hunt for another husband? If not a hubby, she can always marry Sam Fox, so that Katie’s circus at home will be complete. . . She will have a tranvestite cagefighter, ex-’husband’, Sam Fox and her 2x4litre-silicone ‘jugs’. . . Splendid. . .
Personally I think such reality shows have to be stopped after no more than 3 series. I mean Big Brother, I’m a Celeb are boring after certain times, even if they try their best. Simply because we’ve all seen it before. . . Only talent shows like X-Factor, Strictly and Britain’s Got Talent have more chance of survival, as talent changes every series. . .
P.S. If Jordan continues to use Botox, in 10years she’ll look like some of the wrinkle-y forehead guys from Star Trek Voyager. . . =)
